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Jun 2026

Devlog: Automating Live-Ops with GA4, Gemini AI, and Zero-Trust Cloud Functions

TL;DR: Millennium Falck Enterprise has successfully automated the telemetry-to-insight pipeline for the iOS game Silly Con Valley. Using Google Analytics…

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Jun 2026

Silly Con Valley: Week 24 report – 17 New Founders Joined the Garage—And All 17 Immediately Crashed”

In Week 24, a startup's user acquisition saw 17 installs but only one active user, resulting in a staggering 94%…

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Jun 2026

Silly Con Valley: Week 22 Analytics Snapshot

The Startup Grind is More Brutal Than Ever Our data confirms that the "Valley Grind" is intensifying. While the user…

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May 2026

SILLY CON VALLEY: Week 21 Metrics Report

I just looked at the metrics for Silly Con Valley. Out of 110 VC pitches, our users lost 69 of…

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Apr 2026

From a Synth-Pop Song to a Billion-Dollar IPO: The Story Behind Silly Con Valley

Have you ever tried to capture a specific mood so perfectly that it accidentally turned into a video game? Last…

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Apr 2026

Boot Up Your Startups: Silly Con Valley is Officially Live on iOS! 💾🚀

Welcome to the ultimate 90s tech bubble! I’m thrilled to announce that Silly Con Valley, the highly anticipated satirical strategy…

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Nov 2025

The human element: Reflections on AI, creativity, and what makes music real

Marko Kleinsepp's AI-generated hit "Lähetkö landelle" challenges the essence of creativity as it ascends Spotify's charts, leaving listeners oblivious to…

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