Devlog: Automating Live-Ops with GA4, Gemini AI, and Zero-Trust Cloud Functions
TL;DR: Millennium Falck Enterprise has successfully automated the telemetry-to-insight pipeline for the iOS game Silly Con Valley. Using Google Analytics…
Silly Con Valley: Week 24 report – 17 New Founders Joined the Garage—And All 17 Immediately Crashed”
In Week 24, a startup's user acquisition saw 17 installs but only one active user, resulting in a staggering 94%…
Silly Con Valley: Week 22 Analytics Snapshot
The Startup Grind is More Brutal Than Ever Our data confirms that the "Valley Grind" is intensifying. While the user…
SILLY CON VALLEY: Week 21 Metrics Report
I just looked at the metrics for Silly Con Valley. Out of 110 VC pitches, our users lost 69 of…
From a Synth-Pop Song to a Billion-Dollar IPO: The Story Behind Silly Con Valley
Have you ever tried to capture a specific mood so perfectly that it accidentally turned into a video game? Last…
Boot Up Your Startups: Silly Con Valley is Officially Live on iOS! 💾🚀
Welcome to the ultimate 90s tech bubble! I’m thrilled to announce that Silly Con Valley, the highly anticipated satirical strategy…
The human element: Reflections on AI, creativity, and what makes music real
Marko Kleinsepp's AI-generated hit "Lähetkö landelle" challenges the essence of creativity as it ascends Spotify's charts, leaving listeners oblivious to…