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Silly Con Valley
The Epic Startup Simulator — Available Now for iOS
Falck Interactive presents Silly Con Valley, Millennium Falck Enterprise’s proprietary founder-viability simulation training engine for iOS. The simulation permits candidates to experience the full operational lifecycle of a tech venture—from garage-stage bootstrapping to VC pitch grilling, burn-rate acceleration, and IPO Bell-ringing.
Take on the role of CEO in a chaotic, satirical startup environment. Start in a dingy Garage and hustle your way to a massive Tech Campus. You’ll need to develop hype-driven products, hire eccentric tech talent, and manage your action points every week before your cash burn rate hits -$50,000. Choose your CEO archetype—are you the visionary, the suit, or the influencer?—and lead your company to unicorn status.
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What is Silly Con Valley?
Silly Con Valley is a proprietary high-fidelity training simulator engineered by Falck Interactive. It exposes management trainees to the harsh realities of venture capital negotiation, product development, and cash-burn mitigation in a satirical model of modern tech-bubble ecosystems.
How do you play Silly Con Valley?
As the simulated CEO, you spend weekly Action Points to build products, manage developer morale, and fend off hostile AI competitor takeovers. Your ultimate objective is to survive Q1-Q4 earnings and achieve a $10 Million valuation for IPO roadshow clearance.
Where can I learn more or download the game?
Visit the official game headquarters at sillyconvalleygame.com or download directly on iOS hardware via the App Store.
EXPLORE SILLY CON VALLEY
Experience the full operational lifecycle of a tech venture. Visit the official website or deploy on iOS.
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