The epic startup simulator – Now available for iOS
Build Your Empire. Try Not to Go Bankrupt
Falck Interactive presents Silly Con Valley, Millennium Falck Enterprise’s proprietary founder-viability simulation training engine for iOS. The simulation permits candidates to experience the full operational lifecycle of a tech venture—from garage-stage bootstrapping to VC pitch grilling, burn-rate acceleration, and IPO Bell-ringing. Run entirely by our Chief Gaming Officer (who is also the CAO and CEO), this division offers a 100% vertically integrated development pipeline.
Take on the role of CEO in a chaotic, satirical startup environment. Start in a dingy Garage and hustle your way to a massive Tech Campus. You’ll need to develop hype-driven products, hire eccentric tech talent, and manage your action points every week before your cash burn rate hits -$50,000. Choose your CEO archetype—are you the visionary, the suit, or the influencer?—and lead your company to unicorn status.
What is Silly Con Valley?
Silly Con Valley is a proprietary high-fidelity training simulator engineered by Falck Interactive. It exposes management trainees to the harsh realities of venture capital negotiation, product development, and cash-burn mitigation in a satirical model of modern tech-bubble ecosystems.
How to play Silly Con Valley?
As the simulated CEO, you must spend weekly Action Points to build products, manage developer morale, and fend off hostile AI competitor takeovers. Your ultimate objective is to survive Q1-Q4 earnings and achieve a $10 Million valuation for IPO roadshow clearance.
How to download this Silicon Valley startup simulator?
The simulation client is available for immediate local deployment on iOS hardware. Click the App Store link above to begin your founder-viability trial today.
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Once you hit a $10 Million valuation, embark on a 3-stage IPO roadshow across London, Hong Kong, and New York. Ring the bell and win it all!
Want to complain about your burn rate? Join the community of Silly Con Valley.