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Welcome to Silly Con Valley

The epic startup simulator – Now available for iOS

Now available for iOS

Build Your Empire. Try Not to Go Bankrupt

Take on the role of CEO in a chaotic, satirical startup environment. Start in a dingy Garage and hustle your way to a massive Tech Campus. You’ll need to develop hype-driven products, hire eccentric tech talent, and manage your action points every week before your cash burn rate hits -$50,000. Choose your CEO archetype—are you the visionary, the suit, or the influencer?—and lead your company to unicorn status

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Retro “SiliconOS 95” Interface
Immerse yourself in a fully functional 90s desktop environment complete with a Start Menu, a trash can, and an ever-watching “ChadGDP” assistant
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Card-Based Pitch Battles
Face off against VCs like “The Shark” or “The Dinosaur” in strategic card battles. Use your team to play Strategy, Vision, and Buzzword cards to break down investor skepticism – Ready for funding?
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Dynamic Market Trends
Pivot your product to match shifting weekly trends. Ride the wave of AI/ML Hype, VR Dreams, Blockchain Magic, or Fintech Scams to boost your revenue
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Garage
Start your business like all champions do. From the garage.
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Co-working
Upgrade your office to a co-working space where you gain access to more powerful CTO’s and hype managers.
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Tech Campus
The ultimate place for market domination.
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By Millennium Falck Games Silly Con Valley

01 Jun: Silly Con Valley: Week 22 Analytics Snapshot

The Startup Grind is More Brutal Than Ever
Our data confirms that the “Valley Grind” is intensifying. While the user count remains small, the remaining founders are logging significant time.

Engagement Up: We observed a marked increase in sessions, with 11 founders now logging an impressive 4.12 sessions per user on average.

The Survival Cohort Grows: Our most dedicated group has doubled. There are now 8 hardcore founders who are demonstrating incredible resilience, surviving an average of 31 weeks before either burning out or successfully reaching their IPO.

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By Millennium Falck Creativity Games Silly Con Valley

13 Apr: From a Synth-Pop Song to a Billion-Dollar IPO: The Story Behind Silly Con Valley

Have you ever tried to capture a specific mood so perfectly that it accidentally turned into a video game?
Last October, after returning from a gig in Germany, I channeled the sun-drenched, buzzing energy of 90s Palo Alto into a synth-pop track. But a song alone wasn’t enough to capture the chaotic ambition of the tech world. What started as a musical vibe quickly evolved into Silly Con Valley, a satirical strategy simulation game for iOS
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Read the full story to find out how a simple melody transformed into a fully realized “SiliconOS 95” retro desktop experience
. Discover how 10-year-old Juha’s dream of making games came true over four weeks of intense development, culminating in a world where players can pitch to finicky VCs, manage eccentric tech talent, and try not to go bankrupt before ringing the IPO bell
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Read the full journey from synth-pop song to startup empire!

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Survive Quarter 1 to Quarter 4 earnings report, fend off Hostile Takeovers from AI competitors, and prepare for your ultimate test.

Once you hit a $10 Million valuation, embark on a 3-stage IPO roadshow across London, Hong Kong, and New York. Ring the bell and win it all!

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